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My Top 40 Favorite Songs From The Billboard #1’s SoundCloud Stunt

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Does a five-second snip from a #1 hit resonate in the Twitter era? Absolutely. Are some songs better than others? Absolutely. To celebrate the first 1000 songs to reach the top of the Billboard charts, some hard-working nutjob crammed the winners from 1956-1993 into a couple of SoundCloud files. I chose the tunes I adore as they flew by in real time. No adoration, no inclusion. Which five are  your faves? Which five would you definitely NOT include? Click the links below to push the button on the Wayback Machine.

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The Champs: Tequila

The Fleetwoods: Come Softly Darling

Johnny Preston: Running Bear

Ernie K-Doe: Mother-In-Law

Ray Charles: Hit the Road, Jack

Gary U.S. Bonds: Quarter To Three

Little Eva: The Locomotion

The Chiffons: He’s So Fine

The Essex: Easier Said Than Done

The Four Seasons: Rag Doll

The Beatles: A Night Day’s Night

Petula Clark: Downtown

The Temptations: My Girl

The Beatles: Eight Days A Week

The Supremes: Back In My Arms Again

The McCoys: Hang On Sloopy

The Dave Clark Five: Over and Over

The Rolling Stones: Paint It Black

? And the Mysterians: 96 Tears

The Beach Boys: Good Vibrations

The Young Rascals: Groovin’

Aretha Franklin: Think

The Monkees: Daydream Believer

Donovan: Sunshine Superman

Billie C. Riley: Harper Valley PTA

The Jackson 5: I Want You Back

The Miracles: Just My Imagination

Rod Stewart: Maggie Mae

Sly & the Family Stone: Family Affair

Stevie Wonder: Superstition

Elton John: Crocodile Rock

Marvin Gaye: Let’s Get It On

The Hues Corporation: Rock The Boat

The Bee Gees: You Should Be Dancing

ABBA: Dancing Queen

Blondie: Heart of Glass

Donna Summer: Hot Stuff

Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time

Prince: Let’s Go Crazy

Foreigner: I Want To Know What Love Is

Prince Boots Kim: Can’t Sing, Won’t Dance

She wanted to rave un2 the joy fantastic. She wanted to hit a glam slam. She wanted to flaunt some diamonds and pearls (and five inch heels). But she didn’t, she couldn’t. Instead of shaking her groove thing to the funkiest band in New York last last night, Kim Kardashian, who is evidently on the verge of cutting an album (ouch), just stood there looking clueless. The Purple One had a single comment to her overwhelming lameness: Gett Off. ?uestlove tweeted that the Queen of Calabasas was dumped for her “lack of know how.” Kim tweeted that she was “frozen” in Prince’s presence. ” This is what it looks like when doves are scared shit. Time to take some Ke$ha lessons.